Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
KY the jelly state
I heart zombies
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
Well behaved women rarely make history
My indian name runs with beer
gettin a thrill in the ville
Don't worry I got your back
you're a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you
I'm just sayin
In dog beers I've only had one
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
blame the parents
How to kill a zombie
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
I would have a battle of wits with you
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
Louisville skyline
I'd fight a bear for you
your a idiot
I have the body of a god
Fleur de Lis Heart
No Kill Louisville
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
keep Louisville weird
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
peace love and louisville
nerd - pi erd
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
dirty tease logo shirt
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Minion Face
I poke badgers with spoons
Possum the other white meat
If I got smart with you how would you know?
SciFi fish
I heart the Ville
One in a minion
I really mustache you a question
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
Louisville Kentucky circle
I apologize for what happens next
UofL hand
I am greater than you
Zombie Michael Jackson
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
national zombie league
Louisville swoosh
I am neither for nor against apathy
I fleur louisville
dyslexics are teople poo
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
Louisville Reflection
Pink Freud
I have CDO
I heart heart whoaville
you rock you rule
clowns taste funny
That's what Sheen said
If you're OCD and you know it
The definition of suspense is...
I bring nothing to the table
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
Art Soldier
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
Cougar Bait
Be glad I'm not a twin
Blossom wherever life plants you
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
Another Skinhead for Peace
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
Shoot 'em in the head
cereal killer
Baaaaa means no
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
Bear + Deer = Beer
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
Heisenberg Skull
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
Army be all you're told to be
I want to believe
Looks like I picked the wrong week
I am a bomb technician
gonna eat you like a zombie
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
Keep Louisville Dead
I really want to have sex with you
What's shakin' Bacon
Beer Slut
Peace love and beer
Fantasy Football Legend
I have multiple personalities
Was today really necessary
If you don't talk to them about catnip
chicken or the egg
Deja Moo
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
zombie hands heart
In dog years I'm already dead
Dangerously under-medicated
Beware of Ninja
National sarcasm society
Beer Zombie
The Walking Dead-full moon
Beer King
There are three kinds of people
You Tramp
Bring out yer dead
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
Fear of long words
harry potter the boy who lived
zombie evolution
Everything I know I learned in prison
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
Praise The Lard
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Bon Temps Football
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
freaky zombie dude
I heart KY
You had me at Hodor
Don't believe everything you think
Brains the other grey meat
Tu Lips
Keep calm and chive on
talk nerdy to me
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
The Brain of a Zombie
watch out for people acting weird
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
Hello Tequlia Goodbye Dignity
Louisville Star
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
Zombie Pac-man
I am allergic to stupidity
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
Doing nothing is very hard to do