gettin a thrill in the ville
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
My indian name runs with beer
you're a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you
Don't worry I got your back
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
In dog beers I've only had one
I'm just sayin
Well behaved women rarely make history
KY the jelly state
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
I heart zombies
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
If I got smart with you how would you know?
One in a minion
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
your a idiot
SciFi fish
I poke badgers with spoons
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
blame the parents
How to kill a zombie
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
Louisville skyline
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
I really mustache you a question
nerd - pi erd
I would have a battle of wits with you
dirty tease logo shirt
keep Louisville weird
I have the body of a god
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
Fleur de Lis Heart
Minion Face
peace love and louisville
I heart the Ville
No Kill Louisville
Possum the other white meat
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
I'd fight a bear for you
I fleur louisville
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
I am neither for nor against apathy
Louisville swoosh
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
national zombie league
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
dyslexics are teople poo
Louisville Kentucky circle
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
I apologize for what happens next
UofL hand
I am greater than you
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
If you don't talk to them about catnip
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
you rock you rule
Cougar Bait
Bon Temps Football
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
That's what Sheen said
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
Looks like I picked the wrong week
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
clowns taste funny
I want to believe
If you're OCD and you know it
What's shakin' Bacon
freaky zombie dude
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
Zombie Michael Jackson
Deja Moo
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
Beer Zombie
I really want to have sex with you
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
zombie hands heart
Praise The Lard
Dangerously under-medicated
zombie evolution
Army be all you're told to be
Peace love and beer
Brains the other grey meat
Baaaaa means no
I am a bomb technician
watch out for people acting weird
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
Beer Slut
Keep Louisville Dead
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
Beer King
I heart heart whoaville
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
Don't believe everything you think
The definition of suspense is...
Everything I know I learned in prison
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
You Tramp
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Heisenberg Skull
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
gonna eat you like a zombie
cereal killer
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
You had me at Hodor
Bear + Deer = Beer
chicken or the egg
In dog years I'm already dead
Zombie Pac-man
Keep calm and chive on
Pink Freud
Be glad I'm not a twin
Another Skinhead for Peace
Was today really necessary
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
Fantasy Football Legend
Louisville Reflection
harry potter the boy who lived
I bring nothing to the table
Bring out yer dead
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
Art Soldier
Doing nothing is very hard to do
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
I am allergic to stupidity
Hello Tequlia Goodbye Dignity
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
Louisville Star
The Walking Dead-full moon
Tu Lips
I heart KY
The Brain of a Zombie
There are three kinds of people
I have CDO
Shoot 'em in the head
Fear of long words
National sarcasm society
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
Beware of Ninja
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
talk nerdy to me
Blossom wherever life plants you
I have multiple personalities
Do Not Read the Next Sentence