Zombie Subway - eat flesh
I heart zombies
KY the jelly state
My indian name runs with beer
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
gettin a thrill in the ville
In dog beers I've only had one
you're a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you
I'm just sayin
Well behaved women rarely make history
Don't worry I got your back
blame the parents
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
I'd fight a bear for you
SciFi fish
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
How to kill a zombie
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
I really mustache you a question
Possum the other white meat
your a idiot
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
I would have a battle of wits with you
If I got smart with you how would you know?
nerd - pi erd
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
No Kill Louisville
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
keep Louisville weird
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
I heart the Ville
Fleur de Lis Heart
Louisville skyline
I have the body of a god
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
peace love and louisville
Minion Face
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
dirty tease logo shirt
One in a minion
I poke badgers with spoons
Louisville swoosh
national zombie league
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
I am greater than you
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
UofL hand
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
dyslexics are teople poo
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Louisville Kentucky circle
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
I fleur louisville
Zombie Michael Jackson
I am neither for nor against apathy
I apologize for what happens next
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
Don't believe everything you think
I have CDO
Be glad I'm not a twin
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
Bring out yer dead
Brains the other grey meat
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
Doing nothing is very hard to do
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
If you don't talk to them about catnip
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
clowns taste funny
Tu Lips
Keep Louisville Dead
Fear of long words
Bon Temps Football
watch out for people acting weird
you rock you rule
Shoot 'em in the head
The definition of suspense is...
I am allergic to stupidity
Zombie Pac-man
freaky zombie dude
I bring nothing to the table
Hello Tequlia Goodbye Dignity
zombie evolution
Blossom wherever life plants you
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
Another Skinhead for Peace
Dangerously under-medicated
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
Art Soldier
Army be all you're told to be
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
Heisenberg Skull
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
Beer Zombie
The Walking Dead-full moon
I have multiple personalities
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
chicken or the egg
There are three kinds of people
I am a bomb technician
zombie hands heart
Beware of Ninja
Praise The Lard
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
harry potter the boy who lived
Deja Moo
Louisville Reflection
Pink Freud
cereal killer
National sarcasm society
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
That's what Sheen said
Peace love and beer
I really want to have sex with you
You had me at Hodor
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
Everything I know I learned in prison
Baaaaa means no
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Keep calm and chive on
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
What's shakin' Bacon
The Brain of a Zombie
Fantasy Football Legend
In dog years I'm already dead
Beer Slut
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
Louisville Star
I want to believe
gonna eat you like a zombie
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
Bear + Deer = Beer
Beer King
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
Looks like I picked the wrong week
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
I heart heart whoaville
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
If you're OCD and you know it
Cougar Bait
Was today really necessary
I heart KY
talk nerdy to me
You Tramp
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question