My indian name runs with beer
Well behaved women rarely make history
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
Don't worry I got your back
In dog beers I've only had one
gettin a thrill in the ville
I'm just sayin
KY the jelly state
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
No Kill Louisville
nerd - pi erd
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
dirty tease logo shirt
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
I'd fight a bear for you
Find X
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
I have the body of a god
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
One in a minion
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
I poke badgers with spoons
peace love and louisville
Minion Face
keep Louisville weird
Possum the other white meat
blame the parents
Fleur de Lis Heart
your a idiot
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
I really mustache you a question
How to kill a zombie
cousins with benefits
I heart the Ville
I would have a battle of wits with you
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
Louisville skyline
If I got smart with you how would you know?
I fleur louisville
I apologize for what happens next
UofL hand
Louisville swoosh
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
dyslexics are teople poo
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
I am neither for nor against apathy
Sarcasm is one of many services I provide
SciFi fish
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
Louisville Kentucky circle
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
national zombie league
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Blossom wherever life plants you
Bear + Deer = Beer
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
watch out for people acting weird
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
I have CDO
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
Zombie Michael Jackson
Pink Freud
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
Beer Slut
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
I bring nothing to the table
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
Keep calm and chive on
I have multiple personalities
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
Doing nothing is very hard to do
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
I really want to have sex with you
In dog years I'm already dead
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
If you don't talk to them about catnip
Peace love and beer
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
harry potter the boy who lived
I am allergic to stupidity
Bring out yer dead
you rock you rule
Don't believe everything you think
Shoot 'em in the head
Another Skinhead for Peace
clowns taste funny
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
Was today really necessary
If you're OCD and you know it
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
Cougar Bait
The definition of suspense is...
gonna eat you like a zombie
Army be all you're told to be
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
Beer Zombie
Be glad I'm not a twin
Louisville Star
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
You Tramp
zombie hands heart
Everything I know I learned in prison
I heart KY
Bon Temps Football
What's shakin' Bacon
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
Louisville Reflection
Zombie Pac-man
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
chicken or the egg
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
freaky zombie dude
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Dangerously under-medicated
zombie evolution
Heisenberg Skull
Baaaaa means no
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
Tu Lips
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
There are three kinds of people
I am greater than you
Keep Louisville Dead
The Brain of a Zombie
Beware of Ninja
Praise The Lard
That's what Sheen said
Beer King
I want to believe
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
Art Soldier
National sarcasm society
talk nerdy to me
Fantasy Football Legend
I am a bomb technician
Brains the other grey meat
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
I heart heart whoaville
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
Fear of long words
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Looks like I picked the wrong week