My indian name runs with beer
Don't worry I got your back
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
gettin a thrill in the ville
Well behaved women rarely make history
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
KY the jelly state
I heart zombies
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
I'm just sayin
In dog beers I've only had one
I'd fight a bear for you
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
Minion Face
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
I poke badgers with spoons
No Kill Louisville
blame the parents
dirty tease logo shirt
cousins with benefits
I heart the Ville
peace love and louisville
If I got smart with you how would you know?
Fleur de Lis Heart
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
keep Louisville weird
nerd - pi erd
One in a minion
Louisville skyline
I really mustache you a question
How to kill a zombie
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
Find X
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
Possum the other white meat
I would have a battle of wits with you
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
your a idiot
I have the body of a god
dyslexics are teople poo
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
I am neither for nor against apathy
Sarcasm is one of many services I provide
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
Louisville swoosh
I fleur louisville
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
national zombie league
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
I apologize for what happens next
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
UofL hand
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
Louisville Kentucky circle
Bring out yer dead
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
Brains the other grey meat
Praise The Lard
you rock you rule
Beer Zombie
I bring nothing to the table
Army be all you're told to be
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
talk nerdy to me
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
zombie evolution
Cougar Bait
If you don't talk to them about catnip
freaky zombie dude
National sarcasm society
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
What's shakin' Bacon
Was today really necessary
Peace love and beer
I am allergic to stupidity
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
Everything I know I learned in prison
gonna eat you like a zombie
I heart heart whoaville
Shoot 'em in the head
There are three kinds of people
chicken or the egg
clowns taste funny
Beer King
The definition of suspense is...
Zombie Pac-man
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
watch out for people acting weird
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
Keep Louisville Dead
Pink Freud
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
Beer Slut
Looks like I picked the wrong week
Another Skinhead for Peace
zombie hands heart
Dangerously under-medicated
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
Fear of long words
harry potter the boy who lived
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
Zombie Michael Jackson
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
Don't believe everything you think
In dog years I'm already dead
Art Soldier
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
I heart KY
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
I want to believe
Be glad I'm not a twin
Blossom wherever life plants you
I have multiple personalities
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
Bon Temps Football
Beware of Ninja
I am a bomb technician
I really want to have sex with you
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
Doing nothing is very hard to do
Tu Lips
Louisville Star
That's what Sheen said
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Louisville Reflection
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
If you're OCD and you know it
Baaaaa means no
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
I am greater than you
Bear + Deer = Beer
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
Keep calm and chive on
Fantasy Football Legend
Heisenberg Skull
I have CDO
The Brain of a Zombie
You Tramp
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble