My indian name runs with beer
Well behaved women rarely make history
KY the jelly state
gettin a thrill in the ville
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
Don't worry I got your back
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
I'm just sayin
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
In dog beers I've only had one
I heart the Ville
dirty tease logo shirt
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Fleur de Lis Heart
Possum the other white meat
cousins with benefits
blame the parents
I poke badgers with spoons
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
How to kill a zombie
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
Minion Face
I have the body of a god
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
Louisville skyline
I would have a battle of wits with you
your a idiot
Find X
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
No Kill Louisville
peace love and louisville
keep Louisville weird
I really mustache you a question
nerd - pi erd
One in a minion
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
If I got smart with you how would you know?
I'd fight a bear for you
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
I fleur louisville
Louisville swoosh
UofL hand
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
national zombie league
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Sarcasm is one of many services I provide
Louisville Kentucky circle
dyslexics are teople poo
I am neither for nor against apathy
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
SciFi fish
I apologize for what happens next
Beer Slut
zombie hands heart
clowns taste funny
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
Fantasy Football Legend
Heisenberg Skull
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
Beer King
Pink Freud
Art Soldier
Beware of Ninja
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
That's what Sheen said
you rock you rule
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
Peace love and beer
Louisville Star
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
I heart KY
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
harry potter the boy who lived
Another Skinhead for Peace
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
I really want to have sex with you
If you don't talk to them about catnip
Fear of long words
There are three kinds of people
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
Keep Louisville Dead
What's shakin' Bacon
National sarcasm society
I am allergic to stupidity
Bring out yer dead
The Brain of a Zombie
zombie evolution
Keep calm and chive on
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
Louisville Reflection
Bear + Deer = Beer
Shoot 'em in the head
Zombie Michael Jackson
Don't believe everything you think
freaky zombie dude
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
Be glad I'm not a twin
The definition of suspense is...
Doing nothing is very hard to do
I have multiple personalities
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
Tu Lips
Looks like I picked the wrong week
Was today really necessary
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
Praise The Lard
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
Brains the other grey meat
Dangerously under-medicated
Baaaaa means no
I am a bomb technician
gonna eat you like a zombie
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
Everything I know I learned in prison
In dog years I'm already dead
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
Bon Temps Football
I bring nothing to the table
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
I have CDO
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
I want to believe
Cougar Bait
Beer Zombie
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
If you're OCD and you know it
chicken or the egg
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
You Tramp
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
I am greater than you
Blossom wherever life plants you
watch out for people acting weird
I heart heart whoaville
Army be all you're told to be
Zombie Pac-man
talk nerdy to me