My indian name runs with beer
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
Don't worry I got your back
KY the jelly state
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
I'm just sayin
gettin a thrill in the ville
Well behaved women rarely make history
In dog beers I've only had one
I have the body of a god
Find X
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
I poke badgers with spoons
Fleur de Lis Heart
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
I heart the Ville
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
your a idiot
blame the parents
I would have a battle of wits with you
dirty tease logo shirt
Possum the other white meat
One in a minion
Louisville skyline
cousins with benefits
peace love and louisville
I really mustache you a question
keep Louisville weird
nerd - pi erd
How to kill a zombie
If I got smart with you how would you know?
I'd fight a bear for you
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
Minion Face
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
No Kill Louisville
I am neither for nor against apathy
I apologize for what happens next
Sarcasm is one of many services I provide
UofL hand
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
SciFi fish
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Louisville swoosh
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Louisville Kentucky circle
national zombie league
I fleur louisville
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
dyslexics are teople poo
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
If you're OCD and you know it
Another Skinhead for Peace
Heisenberg Skull
I heart KY
National sarcasm society
If you don't talk to them about catnip
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
Don't believe everything you think
Beer Slut
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
Louisville Star
Zombie Michael Jackson
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
I am allergic to stupidity
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
Baaaaa means no
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
In dog years I'm already dead
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
Keep calm and chive on
Everything I know I learned in prison
clowns taste funny
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
zombie hands heart
Was today really necessary
Bear + Deer = Beer
I heart heart whoaville
Beer King
I want to believe
Tu Lips
Be glad I'm not a twin
I really want to have sex with you
I have CDO
Bon Temps Football
Bring out yer dead
Shoot 'em in the head
I bring nothing to the table
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Zombie Pac-man
Beware of Ninja
Army be all you're told to be
Peace love and beer
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
watch out for people acting weird
Pink Freud
What's shakin' Bacon
you rock you rule
Brains the other grey meat
harry potter the boy who lived
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
I am a bomb technician
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
There are three kinds of people
Keep Louisville Dead
Doing nothing is very hard to do
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
Cougar Bait
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
I am greater than you
Blossom wherever life plants you
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
talk nerdy to me
Beer Zombie
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
You Tramp
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
gonna eat you like a zombie
That's what Sheen said
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
Fear of long words
Louisville Reflection
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
Looks like I picked the wrong week
zombie evolution
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
Dangerously under-medicated
Art Soldier
chicken or the egg
freaky zombie dude
I have multiple personalities
Praise The Lard
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
Fantasy Football Legend
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
The definition of suspense is...
The Brain of a Zombie