My indian name runs with beer
I'm just sayin
In dog beers I've only had one
gettin a thrill in the ville
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
I heart zombies
KY the jelly state
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Well behaved women rarely make history
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
Don't worry I got your back
I poke badgers with spoons
peace love and louisville
One in a minion
Minion Face
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
Find X
nerd - pi erd
dirty tease logo shirt
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
your a idiot
Fleur de Lis Heart
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
Louisville skyline
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
cousins with benefits
How to kill a zombie
If I got smart with you how would you know?
I would have a battle of wits with you
blame the parents
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
I heart the Ville
No Kill Louisville
I have the body of a god
I'd fight a bear for you
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
Possum the other white meat
keep Louisville weird
I really mustache you a question
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
I apologize for what happens next
I fleur louisville
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
Louisville Kentucky circle
Louisville swoosh
Sarcasm is one of many services I provide
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
national zombie league
I am neither for nor against apathy
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
UofL hand
dyslexics are teople poo
The definition of suspense is...
Keep calm and chive on
I am allergic to stupidity
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
I have multiple personalities
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
Bon Temps Football
What's shakin' Bacon
In dog years I'm already dead
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
Don't believe everything you think
That's what Sheen said
Baaaaa means no
I really want to have sex with you
Everything I know I learned in prison
I am greater than you
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
Beer King
Beer Slut
freaky zombie dude
zombie evolution
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
Zombie Michael Jackson
talk nerdy to me
If you're OCD and you know it
Zombie Pac-man
Bear + Deer = Beer
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
Keep Louisville Dead
Army be all you're told to be
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
Cougar Bait
clowns taste funny
I want to believe
watch out for people acting weird
Fantasy Football Legend
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
Be glad I'm not a twin
National sarcasm society
Fear of long words
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
Was today really necessary
Heisenberg Skull
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
Bring out yer dead
harry potter the boy who lived
I am a bomb technician
You Tramp
I heart heart whoaville
Pink Freud
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Art Soldier
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
gonna eat you like a zombie
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
I heart KY
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
Shoot 'em in the head
Beer Zombie
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
you rock you rule
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
If you don't talk to them about catnip
There are three kinds of people
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
Another Skinhead for Peace
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
Peace love and beer
Blossom wherever life plants you
I have CDO
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
I bring nothing to the table
Beware of Ninja
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
Doing nothing is very hard to do
Tu Lips
Looks like I picked the wrong week
Louisville Star
The Brain of a Zombie
Brains the other grey meat
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
zombie hands heart
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
Dangerously under-medicated
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Praise The Lard
chicken or the egg
Louisville Reflection
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics