winter is coming-words only
The Walking Dead-full moon
Sorry ladies I'm in the night's watch
the dead
You had me at Hodor
Automatic Doors make me feel like a Jedi
I'm just sayin
I heart zombies
gettin a thrill in the ville
KY the jelly state
Zombie Subway - eat flesh
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Don't worry I got your back
Well behaved women rarely make history
In dog beers I've only had one
you're a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you
your a idiot
If I got smart with you how would you know?
I would have a battle of wits with you
keep Louisville weird
I'm not mean you're just a sissy
Fleur de Lis Heart
cousins with benefits
nerd - pi erd
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Possum the other white meat
Can't sleep the clowns will eat me
I'd fight a bear for you
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
My indian name runs with beer
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes
peace love and louisville
Minion Face
Louisville w/fleur dis lis as the o
No Kill Louisville
I really mustache you a question
I heart the Ville
With a shirt like this who needs pants?
I poke badgers with spoons
Find X
Louisville skyline
blame the parents
I have the body of a god
How to kill a zombie
Pickles are cucumbers are soaked in evil
dirty tease logo shirt
One in a minion
I'm only wearing black until they find a darker color
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I just swallowed a puppy
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
I hate being bipolar it's awesome
I am neither for nor against apathy
UofL hand
inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened
national zombie league
dyslexics are teople poo
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Louisville Kentucky circle
i have the cape i make whoosh noises
I fleur louisville
I apologize for what happens next
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Louisville swoosh
Sarcasm is one of many services I provide
clowns taste funny
Baaaaa means no
The Brain of a Zombie
Was today really necessary
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
That's what Sheen said
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics
Dyslexia makes reading nuf (fun)
I wish I could ctrl alt del you
Beer - helping people get laid since 1869
I heart KY
Army be all you're told to be
If you don't talk to them about catnip
I don't know karate but I do know krazy
you rock you rule
zombie hands heart
Another Skinhead for Peace
Brains the other grey meat
Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advise
Beware of Ninja
Every great idea I have gets me in trouble
I am a bomb technician
Beer King
The definition of suspense is...
gonna eat you like a zombie
you are now aware that you can't say irish wristwatch
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
zombie evolution
Dyslexics Untie (unite)
I am greater than you
Bon Temps Football
Peace love and beer
Louisville Star
I beat anorexia and all I got was fat
Looks like I picked the wrong week
Art Soldier
You're jealous because the voices talk to me
Louisville Reflection
Ran into my ex put it in reverse hit him again
Zombie Pac-man
watch out for people acting weird
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
Cougar Bait
Keep Louisville Dead
I heart heart whoaville
ask me what i did for a klondike bar
In dog years I'm already dead
Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh
Enegizer bunny arrested charged with battery
I really want to have sex with you
Doing nothing is very hard to do
I bring nothing to the table
I am allergic to stupidity
Some people worry about whether they left the stove on...
Bear + Deer = Beer
Beer Slut
If you're OCD and you know it
Dangerously under-medicated
Blossom wherever life plants you
freaky zombie dude
harry potter the boy who lived
You Tramp
Everything I know I learned in prison
There are three kinds of people
Bring out yer dead
Heisenberg Skull
Pink Freud
Shoot 'em in the head
Zombie Michael Jackson
Praise The Lard
Be glad I'm not a twin
Fear of long words
Tu Lips
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense
I have CDO
Beer Zombie
What's shakin' Bacon
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
If you make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
chicken or the egg
I have multiple personalities
talk nerdy to me
I used up all my sick days i'm calling in dead
Fantasy Football Legend
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
I want to believe
Who doesn't love a rhetorical question
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol
Keep calm and chive on
Don't believe everything you think
National sarcasm society